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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:43
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
S&P 500 to Soar on Fading Tariffs Impact, Analysts Say - Barron's
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
So they tried
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors